"The Dinosaurs Are SunBathing!"

You would think I would have learned my lesson by now. That lesson is...never turn my back on my toddler! In particular, this morning. I'm in the kitchen making toast along with my tea, Mint Verbena by Harney & Sons, yum. Decided to treat myself to a little bit of butter on my toast, not just any old butter, but Plugra European Style! Now I'm very excited about my breakfast. Headed to the family room...why did I almost dislocate my shoulder trying not to fall and break my neck, not to mention spill my tea & drop my toast due to some kind of slippery substance on the hard wood floors??? Of course, the boy is cracking up, saying, "mommy what are you doing?" At this point, I'm down on one knee horrified at the thought of  how badly this could have ended. What was on the floor you ask? Ummmmm, butter! Yes, my Plugra butter. Apparently the boy came into the kitchen and swiped the butter from the table. I was so busy making my tea until I didn't realize I never put it back in the frig! Please help! I sit what's left of my tea & toast down on the floor and try and figure out what just happened. Mean while, the boy is saying, "are you ok mommy, that was really funny!" I look up and out of the corner of my eye something is glistening. There was a Stegosaurus, a Dilophosaurs, a Triceratops and a T-Rex all covered in butter, ummmmm, Plugra butter. Before I can say anything, the boy says, "mommy the dinosaurs are sunbathing, they're at the beach." I burst into laughter because it's my own fault. How many episodes to I need to experience to learn not to take my eye off of him when he's quite? Needless to say, I spent about a 45 minutes cleaning the floor and those poor dinosaurs. You know it's only 5:30am, right? The boy wakes at 5am. In half an hour, he manages to turn my life upside down. Good old Dad is traveling, probably still asleep, missing all the comedy! So, if you see me with a cocktail by 8am, don't judge me because "you think you know, you have no idea!" Ha!  Oh and do you know how much Plugra Butter cost?      CHAT ME BACK